Thanksgiving Humor
Well, Many of you may know, that I spent thanksgiving in Tijuana. It was pleasant, but I would have rather been with my family. In honor of thanksgiving, today I found a top ten list, probably from Dave Lettermen a few years ago, but they make me smile, and I want to share. You may have heard them before, but no matter, enjoy. Top Ten things that sound dirty at thanksgiving, but are not: 10. "Reach in there and grab the giblets." 9. "Whew...That's one terrific spread!" 8. "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat!" 7. "Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist." 6. "Talk about a HUGE Breast!" 5. "And he forces his way into the END ZONE!!!" Go Cowboys 4. "She's 5 thousand pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down." 3. "Its cool whip time!" 2. "If i don't unbutton my pants, I am going to burst!" and finally number one 1. "It must be broken, be