Well, Many of you may know, that I spent thanksgiving in Tijuana. It was pleasant, but I would have rather been with my family. In honor of thanksgiving, today I found a top ten list, probably from Dave Lettermen a few years ago, but they make me smile, and I want to share. You may have heard them before, but no matter, enjoy.
Top Ten things that sound dirty at thanksgiving, but are not:
10. "Reach in there and grab the giblets."
9. "Whew...That's one terrific spread!"
8. "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat!"
7. "Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist."
6. "Talk about a HUGE Breast!"
5. "And he forces his way into the END ZONE!!!" Go Cowboys
4. "She's 5 thousand pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down."
3. "Its cool whip time!"
2. "If i don't unbutton my pants, I am going to burst!"
and finally number one
1. "It must be broken, because when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out."
Have a great season.
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2 comments:
In honor of what has become a blog tradition...
I believe #1 should read"It must be broken..." not "It most be broken..."
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That is correct. I moderate the comments now, but I will let all valid comments through. How else will I find out how poor my spelling and grammar are?
Ha Ha
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