Here is a little background. I bought one thing from a catalog on an airplane, now I receive mail order stuff all the time. One of the catalogues had some T-shirts for sale, so I thought I would share a few of the ones I found funny.
"So far the New Millennium is no different than the last one"
"Get a job, help pay my social security" (for seniors)
"Steal my thunder, I'll rain on your parade"
"I know what your thinking....Nothing"
"Sarcasm, just one more service I offer"
"Struggling Hair Farmer" (one of my favorites)
If you are interested in one of these gems
I get nothing from them, but the shirts are funny.